{"id":893,"date":"2011-04-15T17:20:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T00:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/?p=893"},"modified":"2011-04-15T17:20:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T00:20:29","slug":"one-night-in-anchorage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/15\/one-night-in-anchorage\/","title":{"rendered":"One Night in Anchorage"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\">Mom came in from work one night shouting, \u201cCall the police! Call the POLICE!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\">I came out of the kitchen, mouth stuffed with potato chips, wondering what the fuss was.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\">\u201cOh my god, someone\u2019s stolen your dad\u2019s car,\u201d she wailed. \u201cCall the police!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\">I took a big slurp of soda and swallowed hard. \u201cIt\u2019s okay, Mom,\u201d I said. \u201cRoger took it.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;\">-from &#8220;Over the Hills and Far Away&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom came in from work one night shouting, \u201cCall the police! Call the POLICE!\u201d I came out of the kitchen, mouth stuffed with potato chips, wondering what the fuss was. \u201cOh my god, someone\u2019s stolen your dad\u2019s car,\u201d she wailed. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/15\/one-night-in-anchorage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-troubles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":909,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions\/909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}