So I walked into a bar one day and noticed a fair-sized crowd gathered round the pool table. I went over to investigate and nearly fell over seeing Superman doing trick shots for nickel beer. “What are you doing, man?” I said.<\/p>\n
Superman looked at me and said, “I’m shooting pool and making folks happy.”<\/p>\n
“But you’re so much better than this.”<\/p>\n
Superman looked around. “My fans love me. Look how they cheer when I sink a ball.”<\/p>\n
“These folks would cheer grass growing, dude.”<\/p>\n
Superman fell silent, seemingly debating whether to toss me out.<\/p>\n
“Come on big guy,” I said. “Let’s go realign the planets or save Timmy from the well.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So I walked into a bar one day and noticed a fair-sized crowd gathered round the pool table. I went over to investigate and nearly fell over seeing Superman doing trick shots for nickel beer. “What are you doing, man?” … Continue reading