{"id":1028,"date":"2011-05-09T14:55:38","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T21:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2011-05-09T14:57:38","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T21:57:38","slug":"while-the-cats-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/09\/while-the-cats-away\/","title":{"rendered":"While the Cat&#8217;s Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p>I thought Mom managed quite well without Dad, until one evening when she came in from work shouting, \u201cCall the police! Call the POLICE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I came out of the kitchen, mouth stuffed with potato chips, wondering what the fuss was.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god, someone\u2019s stolen your father\u2019s car,\u201d she wailed. \u201cCall the police!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I took a big slurp of soda and swallowed hard. \u201cIt\u2019s okay, Mom,\u201d I said. \u201cRoger took it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought Mom managed quite well without Dad, until one evening when she came in from work shouting, \u201cCall the police! Call the POLICE!\u201d I came out of the kitchen, mouth stuffed with potato chips, wondering what the fuss was. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/09\/while-the-cats-away\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-troubles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1030,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions\/1030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/richardpnixon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}